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12 April 2014, 05:56 AM
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Directions To Heaven
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right." The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday...I'll show you how to get to heaven." The little boy replied with a chuckle. "You're bullshitting me, right? You don't even know the way to the post office!"
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12 April 2014, 06:00 AM
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12 April 2014, 06:29 AM
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12 April 2014, 06:30 AM
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12 April 2014, 12:29 PM
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17 April 2014, 07:39 PM
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17 April 2014, 09:17 PM
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Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin |
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17 April 2014, 09:30 PM
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17 April 2014, 10:35 PM
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