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padi56 · 2 January 2006, 12:59 AM

A guy called Paul sitting at the bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.

The lady sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?""No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued lady says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"Paul explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?""Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!''

Paul smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's running
about an hour fast.

Dina be careful out there.

mailman · 2 January 2006, 01:30 AM

Hysterical Padi.

Earl · 2 January 2006, 01:33 AM

Need to remember that one!!!!

Rockrolex · 2 January 2006, 02:41 AM

Good one.

Goodwatch · 2 January 2006, 02:46 AM

Great chat-up line

dina · 2 January 2006, 03:37 AM

JJ Irani · 2 January 2006, 03:52 AM

Very good...and, Dina, you're such a wonderful sport!!

padi56 · 3 January 2006, 12:49 AM

Second that, Dina your the tops.

dina · 3 January 2006, 01:16 AM

Thanks guys. You are great too and luv ya all.

2 January 2006, 12:59 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,042	State of the Art Watch A guy called Paul sitting at the bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The lady sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?""No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued lady says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"Paul explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically. The lady says, "What's it telling you now?""Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'' Paul smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's running about an hour fast. Dina be careful out there. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

2 January 2006, 01:30 AM	#2
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,509	Hysterical Padi. __________________ JJ

2 January 2006, 02:41 AM	#4
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 37,952	Good one. __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

2 January 2006, 02:46 AM	#5
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Great chat-up line __________________ Member# 127

2 January 2006, 03:52 AM	#7
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Very good...and, Dina, you're such a wonderful sport!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

2 January 2006, 01:33 AM	#3
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	Need to remember that one!!!!

2 January 2006, 03:37 AM	#6
dina "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Real Name: Dina Location: utica Posts: 1,392

3 January 2006, 12:49 AM	#8
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,042	Second that, Dina your the tops. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

3 January 2006, 01:16 AM	#9
dina "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Real Name: Dina Location: utica Posts: 1,392	Thanks guys. You are great too and luv ya all.

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