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padi56 · 2 January 2006, 04:09 AM

This nun walked into a liquor store. She walked up to the cashier and said,
"Could you give me a bottle of whiskey?"
The man replied, "Sister, I can't, I really . . ."
"Please, I need it," the Nun interrupted.
"But Sister, I just..." The Cashier was again interrupted.
"Really, It's all right. It's for medical purposes."
"Medical purposes?" The Cashier asked.
"Yes."
"Oh... Well, I guess so. Here, take it for free, I just couldn't charge any
money." The Cashier handed her a bottle of whiskey. She walked off with the
bottle.
About four hours later, the cashier was locking up. And lo-behold, as he was
walking to his car, there the nun was, on the other side of the street,
weaving and swerving from side to side, singing a song. The cashier called
out to her, "Sister, you told me it was for medical purposes!"
The nun replied, "It is. You see, the Mother Superior is constipated, and when she sees me like this, she's gonna sh!t! herself."

JJ Irani · 2 January 2006, 04:10 AM

mailman · 2 January 2006, 04:48 AM

dina · 2 January 2006, 05:31 AM

JIM- · 2 January 2006, 09:08 AM

2 January 2006, 04:09 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,041	Drinking Nun. This nun walked into a liquor store. She walked up to the cashier and said, "Could you give me a bottle of whiskey?" The man replied, "Sister, I can't, I really . . ." "Please, I need it," the Nun interrupted. "But Sister, I just..." The Cashier was again interrupted. "Really, It's all right. It's for medical purposes." "Medical purposes?" The Cashier asked. "Yes." "Oh... Well, I guess so. Here, take it for free, I just couldn't charge any money." The Cashier handed her a bottle of whiskey. She walked off with the bottle. About four hours later, the cashier was locking up. And lo-behold, as he was walking to his car, there the nun was, on the other side of the street, weaving and swerving from side to side, singing a song. The cashier called out to her, "Sister, you told me it was for medical purposes!" The nun replied, "It is. You see, the Mother Superior is constipated, and when she sees me like this, she's gonna sh!t! herself." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

2 January 2006, 04:10 AM	#2
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