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anilzat · 6 May 2014, 03:13 AM

Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las
Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women,
and wind up taking them to their separate but adjoining
rooms. The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's
unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable
him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by
the fact that, from the next room he hears cries of, "ONE,
TWO, THREE...HUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asked the first, "How did
it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing.
I simply couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's
embarrassing?" he asked, "I couldn't even get on the bed!"

nickb732 · 6 May 2014, 03:43 AM

Haha, i just realised you post jokes thematically

Hairdude1 · 6 May 2014, 05:22 AM

anilzat · 6 May 2014, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickb732

Haha, i just realised you post jokes thematically

Give that man aaaaaa midget.

cop414 · 6 May 2014, 09:15 PM

MonBK · 6 May 2014, 09:20 PM

:)

77T · 7 May 2014, 09:57 PM

Psmith · 8 May 2014, 05:44 AM

Cc1966 · 9 May 2014, 09:42 PM

6 May 2014, 03:13 AM	#1
anilzat Banned Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: John Williams Location: Alaska outback Watch: GMT Posts: 1,051	Vegas vacation Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate but adjoining rooms. The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asked the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he asked, "I couldn't even get on the bed!"

6 May 2014, 03:43 AM	#2
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