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Old 16 January 2006, 03:45 AM   #1
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Knickerless.

JJ. is sitting on a train across from a
busty blond wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

The blond realises he is staring and
inquirers, "Are you looking at my pussy?"

"Yes, I'm sorry," says JJ and promises to avert his eyes.

"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."

Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.

JJ, who is completely absorbed, inquirers what else the wonder pussy can do.

"I can also make it wink," says the woman. JJ stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. JJ moves over
and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, JJ replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"
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Old 16 January 2006, 03:47 AM   #2
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LMAO!! Padi, that's a terrific way for me to start up my Monday morning.
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She did a 'Sharon Stone'
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My idea And the less bush, the better OK, enough of this now, this is a nice forum
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My idea And the less bush, the better OK, enough of this now, this is a nice forum
....and I'm the one who enjoyed the show!!!
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Hope you got a eyefull JJ wink wink.
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