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JJ Irani · 18 April 2008, 04:53 PM

A Scotsman and his wife were on honeymoon in Canada , they decided to visit an Indian reservation. In the middle of the reservation there was a tepee with a sign advertising a memory man. The sign read "The amazing memory man knows everything and forgets nothing ". The Scotsman decides to try this out and steps inside. He greets the young Brave "How ".

The brave points to a jar full of $20 bills and says "If you ask me a question I can't answer you get the jar. If I answer it you put $20 in the jar ". The Scotsman figures he can beat him and asks "Who won the Scottish FA cup in 1878?

" The Indian thinks for a minute and says "Vale of Leven beat Third Lanark 1-0 ". The Scotsman is truly amazed at this correct answer and pops his 20 bucks in the jar.

The couple return to Scotland and live a full and happy life for 50 years. For their golden wedding celebrations they decide to retrace their tour of Canada . After visiting their relatives they once again end up at the reservation. They are amazed to see that the tepee of the memory man is still there. "Wonder if he will remember me?" says the Scotsman.

So he goes into the tepee and says "How ".

The Indian replies "Penalty in the 52nd minute "

Cheers - JJ

bhupesh · 18 April 2008, 06:47 PM

Scarface · 18 April 2008, 07:07 PM

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TDH · 20 April 2008, 05:56 AM

18 April 2008, 04:53 PM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Typical Scot!! A Scotsman and his wife were on honeymoon in Canada , they decided to visit an Indian reservation. In the middle of the reservation there was a tepee with a sign advertising a memory man. The sign read "The amazing memory man knows everything and forgets nothing ". The Scotsman decides to try this out and steps inside. He greets the young Brave "How ". The brave points to a jar full of $20 bills and says "If you ask me a question I can't answer you get the jar. If I answer it you put $20 in the jar ". The Scotsman figures he can beat him and asks "Who won the Scottish FA cup in 1878? " The Indian thinks for a minute and says "Vale of Leven beat Third Lanark 1-0 ". The Scotsman is truly amazed at this correct answer and pops his 20 bucks in the jar. The couple return to Scotland and live a full and happy life for 50 years. For their golden wedding celebrations they decide to retrace their tour of Canada . After visiting their relatives they once again end up at the reservation. They are amazed to see that the tepee of the memory man is still there. "Wonder if he will remember me?" says the Scotsman. So he goes into the tepee and says "How ". The Indian replies "Penalty in the 52nd minute " Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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