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greggsiam · 19 December 2014, 10:57 PM

3 old men we talking about retirement.

The first guys says, "I wake up at 8am and stand at the toilet trying to pee."

The second guys says, "oh yeah, I wake up at 9am and can't poop."

The third guy says, "At 7am I poop like a race horse and pee like a cow."

The other two asked, "what is wrong with that?"

The man replies, "I don't wake until 10am"

vitalsignsrn · 20 December 2014, 02:35 PM

Hairdude1 · 20 December 2014, 04:53 PM

Ha!

malarky_hk · 21 December 2014, 04:12 PM

Not looking forward to that!

Psmith · 22 December 2014, 12:01 AM

cop414 · 22 December 2014, 01:04 AM

Ewwwww,,,

MonBK · 22 December 2014, 01:20 AM

:)

Bangel · 28 December 2014, 09:32 PM

19 December 2014, 10:57 PM	#1
greggsiam "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Real Name: Gregg Location: Bangkok Posts: 694	7:00 3 old men we talking about retirement. The first guys says, "I wake up at 8am and stand at the toilet trying to pee." The second guys says, "oh yeah, I wake up at 9am and can't poop." The third guy says, "At 7am I poop like a race horse and pee like a cow." The other two asked, "what is wrong with that?" The man replies, "I don't wake until 10am"

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