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JohnBaker3 · 23 January 2015, 07:11 AM

An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

Deanwillie · 23 January 2015, 09:39 AM

Haha

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Vanessa CW21 · 30 January 2015, 04:17 PM

LOL

Bisquitlips · 5 February 2015, 01:30 PM

That smells!

vitalsignsrn · 5 February 2015, 01:51 PM

Poly · 5 February 2015, 02:02 PM

23 January 2015, 07:11 AM	#1
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