ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX
30 January 2006, 10:25 PM | #1 |
"TRF" Life Patron
Join Date: Jun 2005
Real Name: Peter
Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng
Watch: ing you.
Posts: 53,045
|
The Bathing Model.
The time: the 1950s. The place: Oldham, Lancashire, United Kingdom.
Doris & Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their two-up two-down terrace house. After a few days an attractive young woman applies for the room and explains that she is a model working in a nearby city centre studio for a few weeks and that she would like the room for Mondays to Thursdays but would pay for the whole week. Doris shows her the house and they agree to start straight away. "There's just one problem." explains the model, "Because of my job I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath." "That's not a problem" replies Doris "we have a tin bath out in the yard and we bring it in to the living room, in front of the fire, and fill it with hot water." "What about your husband?" asks the model. "Oh, he plays darts most weekdays so he'll be out in the evenings." replies Doris. "Good," says the model, "that's settled. I'll go to the studio and see you tonight." That evening Fred dutifully goes to his darts match whilst Doris prepares the bath for the model. After stripping off the model steps into the bath and Doris is amazed to see that she has no pubic hair. The model notices Dorise's staring eyes, smiles and explains that it is part of her job to shave herself especially when modelling swim-wear or underclothes. Later when Fred returns, Doris relates this oddity and he does not believe her. "It's true, I tell you" says Doris. "Look, if you don't believe me, tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see for yourself." The next night Fred leaves as usual and Doris prepares the bath for the model. As the model steps naked into the bath - Doris, standing behind her, looks toward the curtains, and points toward the model's naked tw@t. Then she lifts up her skirt and wearing no panties, points to her own hairy mass. Later Fred returns and they retire to bed. "Well do you believe me now?" she asks Fred. "Yes." he replies. "I've never seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift up your skirt and show your hairy tw@t?" "Just to show you the difference," answers Doris "but anyway you've seen me with no knickers on thousands of times." "Yes," says Fred, "I have...but the rest of the fu#ki#g darts team haven't."
__________________
ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder |
31 January 2006, 03:57 AM | #2 |
Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
Watch: ALL SOLD!!
Posts: 74,319
|
__________________
Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
31 January 2006, 04:42 AM | #3 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: *
Posts: 10,196
|
|
31 January 2006, 07:01 AM | #4 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Real Name: Frans ®
Location: Rotterdam
Watch: the sunrise...
Posts: 10,230
|
__________________
Member# 127
|
31 January 2006, 08:48 AM | #5 |
TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: .
Watch: 126610LN
Posts: 35,510
|
__________________
JJ |
31 January 2006, 12:31 PM | #6 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Dec 2005
Real Name: Ahh..."LEROY"
Location: connecticut
Watch: SUBMARINER
Posts: 681
|
|
31 January 2006, 08:19 PM | #7 |
"TRF" Life Patron
Join Date: Jun 2005
Real Name: Peter
Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng
Watch: ing you.
Posts: 53,045
|
__________________
ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|
*Banners
Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.