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Old 30 January 2006, 10:25 PM   #1
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The Bathing Model.

The time: the 1950s. The place: Oldham, Lancashire, United Kingdom.

Doris & Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their two-up two-down terrace house.

After a few days an attractive young woman applies for the room and explains that she is a model working in a nearby city centre studio for a few weeks and that she would like the room for Mondays to Thursdays but would pay for the whole week.

Doris shows her the house and they agree to start straight away.

"There's just one problem." explains the model, "Because of my job I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath."

"That's not a problem" replies Doris "we have a tin bath out in the yard and we bring it in to the living room, in front of the fire, and fill it with hot water."

"What about your husband?" asks the model. "Oh, he plays darts most weekdays so he'll be out in the evenings." replies Doris.

"Good," says the model, "that's settled. I'll go to the studio and see you tonight."

That evening Fred dutifully goes to his darts match whilst Doris prepares the bath for the model.

After stripping off the model steps into the bath and Doris is amazed to see that she has no pubic hair.

The model notices Dorise's staring eyes, smiles and explains that it is part of her job to shave herself especially when modelling swim-wear or underclothes.

Later when Fred returns, Doris relates this oddity and he does not believe her.

"It's true, I tell you" says Doris. "Look, if you don't believe me, tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see for yourself."

The next night Fred leaves as usual and Doris prepares the bath for the model. As the model steps naked into the bath - Doris, standing behind her, looks toward the curtains, and points toward the model's naked tw@t. Then she lifts up her skirt and wearing no panties, points to her own hairy mass.

Later Fred returns and they retire to bed. "Well do you believe me now?" she asks Fred.

"Yes." he replies. "I've never seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift up your skirt and show your hairy tw@t?"

"Just to show you the difference," answers Doris "but anyway you've seen me with no knickers on thousands of times."

"Yes," says Fred, "I have...but the rest of the fu#ki#g darts team haven't."
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