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Old 30 March 2015, 04:53 AM   #1
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The cab driver

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She notices that the VERY handsome driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you'.

She answers, 'my son you cannot offend me. When you are as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive'.

'Well, I've always have a fantasy to have a nun kiss me'.

She responds, 'well let's see what we can do about that. #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic'.

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic'!

Ok the nun says 'Pull into the next alley'.

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a 10 minute kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

My dear child, said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'

Forgive me but I have sinned, I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a costume party.'
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Old 30 March 2015, 06:06 AM   #2
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Old 30 March 2015, 06:12 AM   #3
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Old 30 March 2015, 06:40 AM   #4
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Old 30 March 2015, 08:23 AM   #5
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Old 30 March 2015, 10:38 AM   #6
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Old 30 March 2015, 10:57 AM   #7
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Old 30 March 2015, 10:10 PM   #8
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Old 2 April 2015, 05:52 AM   #9
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Old 4 April 2015, 01:24 PM   #10
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Old 5 April 2015, 11:37 AM   #12
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Old 5 April 2015, 03:24 PM   #13
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