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padi56 · 9 July 2005, 05:17 PM

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what
are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells
Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter
would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same
question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny,
those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll
float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnny's' dad comes home from work a few hours early.
Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's
dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's
dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's' balloons and she's screaming,
"Oh God, I'm coming!"

JJ Irani · 10 July 2005, 06:07 AM

wildsidemtb · 28 April 2010, 11:19 PM

Beauty

idk01 · 29 April 2010, 12:48 AM

Lion · 29 April 2010, 05:56 AM

Very funny!!!

rfknauss · 29 April 2010, 09:26 AM

limbo · 29 April 2010, 01:28 PM

Watchdog · 29 April 2010, 01:51 PM

9 July 2005, 05:17 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	Mommy's Balloons Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnny's' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

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