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mailman · 11 February 2006, 10:28 AM

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his
wife: Y'know sump tin, honey, we have a wonderful new system at de
fire
station.

Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de 'ingine and we's ready to go.

From now on, when I says: 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I says: 'Bell two', you jump on de bed.
When I says: 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night."
The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she
stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree', and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out 'Bell Four'.
'What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?'
She replied: 'Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de
fire'

ralphieralph · 11 February 2006, 11:25 AM

JJ Irani · 11 February 2006, 03:33 PM

C.J. · 11 February 2006, 04:06 PM

padi56 · 11 February 2006, 07:45 PM

11 February 2006, 10:28 AM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	Jamaican Fireman A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: Y'know sump tin, honey, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de 'ingine and we's ready to go. From now on, when I says: 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says: 'Bell two', you jump on de bed. When I says: 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night." The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she stripped naked. 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. 'Bell Tree', and they started to make love. After a few minutes the wife yelled out 'Bell Four'. 'What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?' She replied: 'Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire' __________________ JJ

11 February 2006, 03:33 PM	#3
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11 February 2006, 04:06 PM	#4
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