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harvey · 18 June 2008, 03:05 AM

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, JJ and Bo.

The three men had always done everything together, and were considered to be trouble makers at times.

JJ arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, JJ said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and JJ said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Bo in to confirm the identity of the body.
Bo looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Bo said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Bo said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes!'
What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.

Yup, we never seen 'em, but where ever we went, everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with them two ***holes.'

redshirt1957 · 18 June 2008, 03:44 AM

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JJ Irani · 18 June 2008, 03:47 AM

Mrdi · 18 June 2008, 03:53 AM

Harvey gets a vote for the Tosser list.

SPACE-DWELLER · 18 June 2008, 06:55 AM

redshirt1957 · 18 June 2008, 06:59 AM

Funny thing Bo and JJ. Most were happy to see that I had died and I have yet to notice anyone disagreeing with the A$$hole part.

toph · 18 June 2008, 07:41 AM

pwrslider · 18 June 2008, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Funny thing Bo and JJ. Most were happy to see that I had died and I have yet to notice anyone disagreeing with the A$$hole part.

seantk · 18 June 2008, 08:39 AM

This is a TRF classic

Sean

Gaijin · 18 June 2008, 09:19 AM

Classic.

ROLEX MAN · 18 June 2008, 11:07 AM

really good one!

JJ Irani · 18 June 2008, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Funny thing Bo and JJ. Most were happy to see that I had died and I have yet to notice anyone disagreeing with the A$$hole part.

Ashley · 18 June 2008, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Funny thing Bo and JJ. Most were happy to see that I had died and I have yet to notice anyone disagreeing with the A$$hole part.

Carolina · 18 June 2008, 10:04 PM

Bubba, let me be the first to tell you that I was sad when I read the thread!

(and we all love Bo and JJ)!

JJ Irani · 19 June 2008, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Bubba, let me be the first to tell you that I was sad when I read the thread!

(and we all love Bo and JJ)!

Aaaaaaaaaaawwww......we love ya too, Carolina!!

18 June 2008, 03:05 AM	#1
harvey "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: rolexforums.com Posts: 5,429	Bubba Died Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, JJ and Bo. The three men had always done everything together, and were considered to be trouble makers at times. JJ arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, JJ said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and JJ said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.' The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Bo in to confirm the identity of the body. Bo looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Bo said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.' The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Bo said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes!' What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician. Yup, we never seen 'em, but where ever we went, everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with them two ***holes.' __________________ And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

18 June 2008, 03:47 AM	#3
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18 June 2008, 06:55 AM	#5
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18 June 2008, 07:41 AM	#7
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18 June 2008, 08:39 AM	#9
seantk "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Sean Location: West Florida Posts: 2,671	This is a TRF classic Sean __________________ "Life is frittered away with detail... simplify, simplify!" Henry D. Thoreau

18 June 2008, 03:44 AM	#2
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18 June 2008, 03:53 AM	#4
Mrdi Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Posts: 3,478	Harvey gets a vote for the Tosser list.

18 June 2008, 06:59 AM	#6
redshirt1957 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Bubba Location: Bitsyville! Watch: Blue YM today! Posts: 10,053	Funny thing Bo and JJ. Most were happy to see that I had died and I have yet to notice anyone disagreeing with the A$$hole part.

18 June 2008, 09:19 AM	#10
Gaijin 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Japan Watch: ing your back. Posts: 16,179	Classic.

18 June 2008, 11:07 AM	#11
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,715	really good one! __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

18 June 2008, 10:04 PM	#14
Carolina "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Carolina Watch: it, Bubba! Posts: 6,271	Bubba, let me be the first to tell you that I was sad when I read the thread! (and we all love Bo and JJ)! __________________ . .Member #5380 .

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