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padi56 · 14 February 2006, 12:54 AM

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop.
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk, "Dooo youuuu hhave dddiildos?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos.
Actually we carry many different models".The old woman then asks
"Ddooo yyouu ccaarrryy aaa ppinkk one, tten inchess lllong a
aandd aabbout ttwoo inchesss tthiick with super Vviibbrraattteesss ?"

The clerk responds, Yes, we do."

The poor old lady replies,"Dddooo yyoooouuuu knnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe fffff.....ggg ttthingggg offffff?"

bhrees · 14 February 2006, 01:06 AM

I would have told here to do some jumping jacks

C.J. · 14 February 2006, 03:17 AM

JJ Irani · 14 February 2006, 03:23 AM

ralphieralph · 14 February 2006, 05:40 AM

mailman · 14 February 2006, 08:27 AM

padi56 · 14 February 2006, 08:25 PM

Earl · 16 February 2006, 01:33 AM

LoL LoL

14 February 2006, 12:54 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	Pink Passion. A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk, "Dooo youuuu hhave dddiildos?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models".The old woman then asks "Ddooo yyouu ccaarrryy aaa ppinkk one, tten inchess lllong a aandd aabbout ttwoo inchesss tthiick with super Vviibbrraattteesss ?" The clerk responds, Yes, we do." The poor old lady replies,"Dddooo yyoooouuuu knnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe fffff.....ggg ttthingggg offffff?" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

14 February 2006, 01:06 AM	#2
bhrees "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Brian Location: Cleveland Ohio Watch: SS/WG DJ jubilee Posts: 131	I would have told here to do some jumping jacks __________________ Regards Brian

14 February 2006, 03:17 AM	#3
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14 February 2006, 08:25 PM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

16 February 2006, 01:33 AM	#8
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	LoL LoL

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