My first post

[redshirt1957]

Long time lurker....first time poster. Well after my mum lost her legs in a snow plow incident, it's been real hard on the family her being a stripper and all that. Dad got into a little trouble after the incident since he was driving the snow plow for the state correction facility and tried to duct tape her legs back on. Sorry I did not mean to digress, but with being blind, deaf and unable to type I just sometimes have to share. With dad gone and mum's job as third base over, with the baseball season being done for the year; money has been kind of tight. To help the family out I bought a metal detector, you know; one of those with the big LCD screen showing what's under the stuff in the pig's pen and I was looking for lead bullets from the Civil War. Why? Well we use the lead to replace the fillings in our one tooth. Can't afford to go to the dentist and it gives mum something to do. Oh darn there I go again. Well when I was looking at the screen, did I mention I was blind..so sad, I saw these two watches and dug them up. Here is a picture and if I was not blind I could give you better quality. With all that said could you please give me an estimate on what these, I can barely read the name..Rolodexs, are worth. Mum would really be happy if we could sell on pigbay and buy a big old bucket of chicken for our annual tooth brushing party on July 4th.





Thanks BUBBA.

[Hamilton Carvalho]

This particular model is worth $20.00, but, out of the goodness of my heart I'm going to give you $25.00 for this old watch, and I'll also send you a bucket of chicken for your annual tooth brushing party on July 4th. You only need to pay for shipping, the cost is $25.00. Let me know if you accept the deal. P.S. No need to thank me.

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Long time lurker....first time poster. Well after my mum lost her legs in a snow plow incident, it's been real hard on the family her being a stripper and all that. Dad got into a little trouble after the incident since he was driving the snow plow for the state correction facility and tried to duct tape her legs back on. Sorry I did not mean to digress, but with being blind, deaf and unable to type I just sometimes have to share. With dad gone and mum's job as third base over, with the baseball season being done for the year; money has been kind of tight. To help the family out I bought a metal detector, you know; one of those with the big LCD screen showing what's under the stuff in the pig's pen and I was looking for lead bullets from the Civil War. Why? Well we use the lead to replace the fillings in our one tooth. Can't afford to go to the dentist and it gives mum something to do. Oh darn there I go again. Well when I was looking at the screen, did I mention I was blind..so sad, I say these two watches and dug them up. Here is a picture and if I was not blind I could give you better quality. With all that said could you please give me an estimate on what these, I can barely read the name..Rolodexs, are worth. Mum would really be happy if we could sell and buy a big old bucket of chicken for our annual tooth brushing party on July 4th.





Thanks BUBBA.

[oneillba]

Dear first time lurker. It seems like you are down on your luck so I am willing to sell you this fine trailer home and vehicle for $25. What a bargain! Being from the south, you must realize that this is a great offer! I also have some recreational items that you may be interested in.

[JJ Irani]

[Hamilton Carvalho]

Dear first time lurker,

I'm willing to beat Neil's offer. BTW, the man in the pool is part of his package deal, so, think about it you don't really want that, do you?

Originally Posted by oneillba

Dear first time lurker. It seems like you are down on your luck so I am willing to sell you this fine trailer home and vehicle for $25. What a bargain! Being from the south, you must realize that this is a great offer! I also have some recreational items that you may be interested in.

[dsimon9]

Ok, this is my deal. I will pay you $30 for both watches and will even pay for shipping and handling. Also, I will have my wife-sister come over every year on July 4th and brush your tooth.

If not enough, I can throw in the collector's DVD copy of Deliverance and if that is not enough, I might be able to get JJ to give up one of his sheep. Let me know via pm.

Dex

[Hamilton Carvalho]

Dex, you forgot to include chicken on your package deal. I know you're going to thank me so, "you're welcome".

Originally Posted by dsimon9

Ok, this is my deal. I will pay you $30 for both watches and will even pay for shipping and handling. Also, I will have my wife-sister come over every year on July 4th and brush your tooth.

If not enough, I can throw in the collector's DVD copy of Deliverance and if that is not enough, I might be able to get JJ to give up one of his sheep. Let me know via pm.

Dex

[dsimon9]

Hamilton:

Thanks for the assist. If I win the bid, I will let you wear one of the watches, your choice, on each 4th of July.

Dex

[redshirt1957]

When he finish cooken' deener and stuffing mummy he will help mes with the offers.. I hear uncle Joe rite now telling mummy how he likes a puritty mouth. Must be waching our favorite movie.

[BLSampson]

I'll give you $200.00, 10 lbs of lead for your tooth, and 2 legs to replace your moms for the watch. I'll pay the shipping.

[Hamilton Carvalho]

Deal!

Originally Posted by dsimon9

Hamilton:

Thanks for the assist. If I win the bid, I will let you wear one of the watches, your choice, on each 4th of July.

Dex

[DSJ]

Look, you's got uh hard luck storee that make me feel for yuh.

What I'm gonna do, is help you take those watches off yer hands in exchange for some dentures and a lahbarry card. The lahbarry card can let yuh get sum edjimukashun so yuh can git a job a WalMart which gives yuh a imployee discount on sum sunglasses fer your blindness and access to a better shot at welfare. Oh, and I'll teech yuh how to reed tym so yuh can git yerself a nice Timex at WalMart for the gud disscount. THem Tahmexxes er much more accurit then these stupid Rolexes yuh found.

[dsimon9]

Now all I need is for my act of selflessness to be rewarded. Come on little doggie.


Dex

Originally Posted by Hamilton Carvalho

Deal!