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joesm39 · 21 June 2008, 12:26 AM

A lot of folks can't understand how we came

to have an oil shortage here in our country
~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.
~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low
~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical.
~~~
OUR OIL is located in
~~~
Alaska
~~~
California
~~~
Coastal Florida
~~~
Coastal Louisiana
~~~
Kansas
~~~
Oklahoma
~~~
Pennsylvania
and
Texas
~~~
Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington , DC !!!!

Any Questions?

JJ Irani · 21 June 2008, 08:34 AM

jasonbellevue · 21 June 2008, 01:39 PM

ROLEX MAN · 23 June 2008, 08:35 PM

thats really funny!

GMTII Owner · 24 June 2008, 03:49 AM

Simply put.

ratae1950 · 25 June 2008, 06:43 AM

Too right

21 June 2008, 12:26 AM	#1
joesm39 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Mich Watch: Rolexs Posts: 93	Garfield Explains The Oil Shortage A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ OUR OIL is located in ~~~ Alaska ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania and Texas ~~~ Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington , DC !!!! Any Questions?

21 June 2008, 08:34 AM	#2
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21 June 2008, 01:39 PM	#3
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23 June 2008, 08:35 PM	#4
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,716	thats really funny! __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

24 June 2008, 03:49 AM	#5
GMTII Owner "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: John Location: Nashville, TN Watch: S/S GMT Master IIc Posts: 1,210	Simply put. __________________

25 June 2008, 06:43 AM	#6
ratae1950 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Cambridge Ma Posts: 2,331	Too right Too right __________________ Yunnoworameenmiduck

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