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mailman · 22 June 2008, 07:27 AM

The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more...

JJ Irani · 22 June 2008, 08:09 AM

And when you approach the lamb meats, do you hear the sheep protesting?

limbo · 22 June 2008, 12:22 PM

mailman · 22 June 2008, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

And when you approach the lamb meats, do you hear the sheep protesting?

No but I bet they run like hell when you come around

jasonbellevue · 23 June 2008, 02:49 AM

22 June 2008, 07:27 AM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,509	Supermarket The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there any more... __________________ JJ

22 June 2008, 08:09 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	And when you approach the lamb meats, do you hear the sheep protesting? __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

23 June 2008, 02:49 AM	#5
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