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padi56 · 16 February 2006, 10:02 PM

Barbara recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, Barbara started poured him out on the counter in front of her.

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.

"Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"

"Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

"Irving, that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance money."

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blow job I promised you? Here it comes."

JJ Irani · 17 February 2006, 03:54 AM

C.J. · 17 February 2006, 05:46 AM

bhrees · 17 February 2006, 05:50 AM

Ouch!

ralphieralph · 17 February 2006, 09:22 AM

mailman · 17 February 2006, 01:45 PM

16 February 2006, 10:02 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Mean Blow Job. Barbara recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, Barbara started poured him out on the counter in front of her. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" "Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" "Irving, that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance money." Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blow job I promised you? Here it comes." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

17 February 2006, 03:54 AM	#2
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17 February 2006, 05:46 AM	#3
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bhrees "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Brian Location: Cleveland Ohio Watch: SS/WG DJ jubilee Posts: 131	Ouch! __________________ Regards Brian

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