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Old 17 February 2006, 10:43 PM   #1
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BMW Dealership.

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots
the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she
bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with,"Good day, Madam.How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not
have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"


He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are
going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price."
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Old 18 February 2006, 12:33 AM   #2
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Old 18 February 2006, 03:59 AM   #3
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there
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Old 18 February 2006, 10:46 AM   #6
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Old 18 February 2006, 03:23 PM   #7
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