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padi56 · 17 February 2006, 10:45 PM

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus.
He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus
.
"He can play any musical instrument in the world."

Everyone in the bar laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he
says that he will wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that theo ctopus can't play.

A customer walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the
octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts
playing better than Jimi Hendrix. The guitar owner pays up the £50.
Another customer walks up with a trumpet. This time the octopus
plays the trumpet better than Miles Davis.
The trumpet-owner coughs up the £50. Then Jim, a Scotsman plonks some bagpipes on the table. The octopus fumbles with the bagpipes for a minute and then backs off with a confused looK.

Ha!" the Scot says. "Can ye nae plae it?"
The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to sh@g it as soon as I figure out how to get its feking pyjamas off."

JJ Irani · 18 February 2006, 04:12 AM

What a beauty on a Saturday morning!!

C.J. · 18 February 2006, 04:24 AM

AJC · 18 February 2006, 05:50 AM

bhrees · 18 February 2006, 07:33 AM

ROFL! now that made me laugh

mailman · 18 February 2006, 08:41 AM

ralphieralph · 18 February 2006, 10:49 AM

dman · 18 February 2006, 03:22 PM

OMG!!

Goodwatch · 19 February 2006, 06:47 PM

They're getting better and better

padi56 · 19 February 2006, 09:31 PM

17 February 2006, 10:45 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	The Octopus. A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus . "He can play any musical instrument in the world." Everyone in the bar laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he will wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that theo ctopus can't play. A customer walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. The guitar owner pays up the £50. Another customer walks up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays the trumpet better than Miles Davis. The trumpet-owner coughs up the £50. Then Jim, a Scotsman plonks some bagpipes on the table. The octopus fumbles with the bagpipes for a minute and then backs off with a confused looK. Ha!" the Scot says. "Can ye nae plae it?" The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to sh@g it as soon as I figure out how to get its feking pyjamas off." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

18 February 2006, 04:12 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	What a beauty on a Saturday morning!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

18 February 2006, 04:24 AM	#3
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

18 February 2006, 07:33 AM	#5
bhrees "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Brian Location: Cleveland Ohio Watch: SS/WG DJ jubilee Posts: 131	ROFL! now that made me laugh __________________ Regards Brian

18 February 2006, 08:41 AM	#6
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	__________________ JJ

18 February 2006, 05:50 AM	#4
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18 February 2006, 10:49 AM	#7
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18 February 2006, 03:22 PM	#8
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	OMG!! __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

19 February 2006, 06:47 PM	#9
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	They're getting better and better __________________ Member# 127

19 February 2006, 09:31 PM	#10
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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