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Old 26 December 2015, 04:10 PM   #1
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Bus driver

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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Old 26 December 2015, 05:22 PM   #2
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Old 26 December 2015, 06:22 PM   #3
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Old 26 December 2015, 09:36 PM   #4
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Old 26 December 2015, 10:14 PM   #5
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Old 26 December 2015, 11:23 PM   #6
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Old 27 December 2015, 01:40 AM   #8
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Old 27 December 2015, 01:58 AM   #9
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Love Flip Wilson. Big fan of old comedy. Clean and funny. Don't have to tell the kids "earmuffs" every 15 minutes.


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Old 30 December 2015, 08:24 AM   #12
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That funny!
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