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Ruud Van Driver · 17 January 2016, 01:08 AM

I was telling a woman today of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the age of a woman just by feeling her breasts.

"Really?" she says, "go on then, try these and tell me my age."

After about a minute of me fondling her breasts, she began to lose patience and said "Come on, hurry up, what day was I born?"

I said "Yesterday"

Psmith · 17 January 2016, 01:20 AM

SearChart · 17 January 2016, 01:41 AM

cop414 · 17 January 2016, 11:29 AM

Hairdude1 · 20 January 2016, 02:57 PM

Ha!

watchwatcher · 21 January 2016, 12:22 PM

UNLVino · 21 January 2016, 01:32 PM

pacific17 · 21 January 2016, 03:56 PM

swatty · 21 January 2016, 06:01 PM

MonBK · 21 January 2016, 06:27 PM

Good one

Bisquitlips · 23 January 2016, 02:55 AM

17 January 2016, 01:08 AM	#1
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17 January 2016, 01:20 AM	#2
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17 January 2016, 11:29 AM	#4
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20 January 2016, 02:57 PM	#5
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21 January 2016, 06:27 PM	#10
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