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Old 25 February 2006, 04:43 AM   #1
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New Mens Day.

Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

February 26th is now officially "Steak and Blowj#b Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a nice grilled steak and a Blowj#b. Thats it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowj#b Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder on February 14th, to ensure a memorable February 26th. Its like a perpetual love machine!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BlowJ#bs.
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Old 25 February 2006, 04:48 AM   #2
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I've got a link to the official web-site
http://www.rolexforums.com/showthrea...=valentine%27s
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Old 25 February 2006, 05:00 AM   #3
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Sorry for the repeat,but my one comes early.
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Old 25 February 2006, 05:19 AM   #4
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Old 25 February 2006, 03:16 PM   #5
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Sorry for the repeat,but my one comes early.
It's a shame you come early.
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Old 26 February 2006, 02:53 AM   #7
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At his age, he's lucky he even comes!
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Old 26 February 2006, 07:18 AM   #8
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Old 26 February 2006, 05:41 PM   #10
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Yes, well..................................Your very lucky to have Biff
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Old 26 February 2006, 05:50 PM   #11
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Yes, well..................................Your very lucky to have Biff

Seeing a lot of smilies, it must be funny but I haven't got a clue what you are talking about. Over here it's 08:50 AM, what's your local time now?
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Seeing a lot of smilies, it must be funny but I haven't got a clue what you are talking about. Over here it's 08:50 AM, what's your local time now?
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