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19 May 2016, 11:04 PM
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Sorry Bill, you only have six weeks to live ...
An elderly man goes into his doctor's office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says: "I'm sorry, Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition that only allows you another six weeks to live."
"But Doctor," Bill replies, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?" After a moment, the doctor says: "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa to take a mud bath every day." "And that will cure me?" Bill asks excitedly. "No," replies the doctor: "but it will get you used to the dirt." 
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20 May 2016, 05:11 AM
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Omg . . . funny in a macabre sorta way . .
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20 May 2016, 05:16 AM
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20 May 2016, 10:59 AM
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20 May 2016, 11:11 AM
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Getting used to the "dirt nap"....
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7 August 2016, 08:02 PM
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15 August 2016, 01:41 PM
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15 August 2016, 01:44 PM
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Dirt...
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22 August 2016, 08:22 AM
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