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padi56 · 11 March 2006, 09:52 PM

Researcher is conducting a survey into sheep sh@gging. First of all he visits an English farmer.

"So,English farmer,how do you sh@g your sheep?"

"Well,I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

"That's very interesting,"replies the researcher and he leaves the English farmer.Then he meets an Australian farmer.

"So,Australian farmer,how do you sh@g your sheep?"

"Well,I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

"That's very interesting,"replies the researcher,"That's how they do it in England too."And he leaves the Australian farmer.

Then he meets a farmer from New Zealand.

"So,kiwi farmer,how do you sh@g your sheep?"

"Well,I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and I take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders."

"Over your shoulders?"replies the researcher,"Don't you put them over a wall like everyone else?"

"What?"says the farmer,"and miss out on all the kissing and tongue.
Kinky buggers these Kiwis.

AJC · 11 March 2006, 10:58 PM

mailman · 12 March 2006, 01:39 AM

That doesn't surprise me.

JJ Irani · 12 March 2006, 03:07 AM

Rto · 12 March 2006, 05:20 AM

C.J. · 12 March 2006, 07:24 AM

11 March 2006, 09:52 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,246	The Survey. Researcher is conducting a survey into sheep sh@gging. First of all he visits an English farmer. "So,English farmer,how do you sh@g your sheep?" "Well,I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That's very interesting,"replies the researcher and he leaves the English farmer.Then he meets an Australian farmer. "So,Australian farmer,how do you sh@g your sheep?" "Well,I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That's very interesting,"replies the researcher,"That's how they do it in England too."And he leaves the Australian farmer. Then he meets a farmer from New Zealand. "So,kiwi farmer,how do you sh@g your sheep?" "Well,I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and I take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders." "Over your shoulders?"replies the researcher,"Don't you put them over a wall like everyone else?" "What?"says the farmer,"and miss out on all the kissing and tongue. Kinky buggers these Kiwis. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

12 March 2006, 01:39 AM	#3
mailman TRF Moderator & 2025 Titanium Yacht-Master Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: BLNR Posts: 35,565	That doesn't surprise me. __________________ JJ

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