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Ruud Van Driver · 8 September 2016, 05:04 PM

Do not pre-judge until you have read every word!

1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing, don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try f***ing in bed 'cause it can save you valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.

SO, REMEMBER ............

Fasting is good for your health.....................

and it may cleanse your dirty mind

MonBK · 8 September 2016, 05:54 PM

Haha..:)

Psmith · 8 September 2016, 06:58 PM

Gaijin · 8 September 2016, 08:31 PM

Nice ..

brandrea · 8 September 2016, 08:43 PM

I love double entendres

cop414 · 8 September 2016, 08:53 PM

Good one Paulie!

Contused · 8 September 2016, 10:21 PM

Good one!

nick c · 8 September 2016, 10:42 PM

aekdb · 8 September 2016, 11:40 PM

Too funny

Hairdude1 · 9 September 2016, 02:52 AM

configsys · 9 September 2016, 04:01 AM

This.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Contused

Good one!

Jim M · 9 September 2016, 04:36 AM

Excellent; and, kidnapped!

PJ S · 9 September 2016, 11:29 AM

Well I never…farting can reduce your cholesterol levels?
Oh, but farting every day is bad for you…bugger!
Well, it certainly does relax your mind and body, and it’s definitely refreshing to let a ripe one loose.
So yes, I agree wholeheartedly that farting is a healthy activity for everyone – no matter their age, ethnicity, sex, or religion.

swatty · 9 September 2016, 06:44 PM

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james walters · 17 September 2016, 06:53 PM

Dark · 17 September 2016, 07:52 PM

8 September 2016, 05:04 PM	#1
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PJ S Banned Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: UK Posts: 3,990	Well I never…farting can reduce your cholesterol levels? Oh, but farting every day is bad for you…bugger! Well, it certainly does relax your mind and body, and it’s definitely refreshing to let a ripe one loose. So yes, I agree wholeheartedly that farting is a healthy activity for everyone – no matter their age, ethnicity, sex, or religion.

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