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pz93c · 27 August 2008, 02:00 AM

A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of
lettuce.

The young produce assistant tells him that they
sell only whole heads of lettuce.

The man persists and asks to see the manager.

The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his
manager, 'Some asshole wants to buy half a head of
lettuce.'

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find
the man standing right behind him, so he added, 'and this
gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half. '

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, 'I was impressed with the
way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like
people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?

''Canada, sir,' the boy replied.

Well, why did you leave Canada?' the manager asked.

The boy said, 'Sir, there's nothing but whores
and hockey players up there.

''Really?' said the manager. 'My wife is from Canada .

''No shit?' replied the boy. 'Who'd she play for?'

JJ Irani · 27 August 2008, 03:38 AM

Art161 · 27 August 2008, 04:13 AM

harvey · 27 August 2008, 04:52 AM

lol

limbo · 27 August 2008, 06:43 AM

Bond, James Bond · 27 August 2008, 11:24 AM

I love it...

ROLEX MAN · 27 August 2008, 09:32 PM

oh dear!

ratae1950 · 28 August 2008, 02:53 AM

Rofl!

pwrslider · 28 August 2008, 07:40 AM

jasonbellevue · 28 August 2008, 04:01 PM

swatty · 30 August 2008, 05:58 PM

Good one

27 August 2008, 02:00 AM	#1
pz93c "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Brian Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 2,776	Diplomacy A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, 'Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce.' As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, 'and this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half. ' The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, 'I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son? ''Canada, sir,' the boy replied. Well, why did you leave Canada?' the manager asked. The boy said, 'Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there. ''Really?' said the manager. 'My wife is from Canada . ''No shit?' replied the boy. 'Who'd she play for?'

27 August 2008, 03:38 AM	#2
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