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East Bay Rider · 30 August 2008, 03:09 AM

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting t o suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.'

JJ Irani · 30 August 2008, 04:54 AM

limbo · 30 August 2008, 08:51 AM

pwrslider · 30 August 2008, 09:01 AM

toph · 30 August 2008, 09:09 AM

Art161 · 30 August 2008, 09:11 AM

ROLEX MAN · 30 August 2008, 05:47 PM

love it!

swatty · 30 August 2008, 06:23 PM

ratae1950 · 31 August 2008, 05:04 AM

Rofl!

SLS · 31 August 2008, 05:29 AM

That's too funny!

~Scott

smurfario · 31 August 2008, 07:59 AM

Too funny!

30 August 2008, 03:09 AM	#1
East Bay Rider "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: Bill Location: East Bay RI Watch: GMT-II 16710LN Posts: 12,066	Girls night out Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting t o suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!' 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' __________________ I bought a cheap watch from the crazy man Floating down canal It doesn't use numbers or moving hands It always just says "now" Now you may be thinking that I was had But this watch is never wrong And if I have trouble the warranty said Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On J. Buffett Instagram: eastbayrider46

30 August 2008, 04:54 AM	#2
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30 August 2008, 09:11 AM	#6
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30 August 2008, 05:47 PM	#7
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31 August 2008, 05:04 AM	#9
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31 August 2008, 05:29 AM	#10
SLS "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Scott Location: GMT -7 Watch: GMT's & Sub's Posts: 10,401	That's too funny! ~Scott

31 August 2008, 07:59 AM	#11
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