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padi56 · 24 March 2006, 12:45 AM

There were these three prisoners in a German POW camp, and they were Australian, English, and Dutch. The commandant was a real mean prick and he was going to shoot his three captives unless their combined dick length was in excess of 20 inches.

So the three Pow have their cocks measured and it turned out their combined dick length was 20 inches exactly, so they were spared.

Later on the three were talking, and the Australian said "Well if it wasn't for my 10 inch dick we'd all be dead."

The English man says "Na, if it wasn't for my 8 inch dick then we'd all be dead."

Then the Dutch man says "If I didn't have a hard on, we'd all be dead."

JJ Irani · 24 March 2006, 04:27 AM

If Paulie were there, wouldn't have been necessary to measure the other two.

mailman · 24 March 2006, 08:56 AM

mailman · 24 March 2006, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

If Paulie were there, wouldn't have been necessary to measure the other two.

See, I'm a lifesaver

padi56 · 24 March 2006, 08:02 PM

AJC · 25 March 2006, 08:57 AM

padi56 · 25 March 2006, 06:39 PM

24 March 2006, 12:45 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,041	Pow There were these three prisoners in a German POW camp, and they were Australian, English, and Dutch. The commandant was a real mean prick and he was going to shoot his three captives unless their combined dick length was in excess of 20 inches. So the three Pow have their cocks measured and it turned out their combined dick length was 20 inches exactly, so they were spared. Later on the three were talking, and the Australian said "Well if it wasn't for my 10 inch dick we'd all be dead." The English man says "Na, if it wasn't for my 8 inch dick then we'd all be dead." Then the Dutch man says "If I didn't have a hard on, we'd all be dead." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

24 March 2006, 04:27 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	If Paulie were there, wouldn't have been necessary to measure the other two. __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! Last edited by JJ Irani; 24 March 2006 at 04:28 AM..

24 March 2006, 08:56 AM	#3
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24 March 2006, 08:02 PM	#5
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,041	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

25 March 2006, 06:39 PM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,041	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

25 March 2006, 08:57 AM	#6
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