ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

padi56 · 31 March 2006, 12:33 AM

A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night they went out
for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet.
Later that night a thief broke into their house. The thief was in
the process of stealing the couple's valuables when he heard the couple's
car arriving home. The thief then immediately hid in the closet. The
owners came into the house, and went straight to bed. But in the
middle of the night they were awoken by a scream. The husband opened
the closet to see the thief squirming on the floor. The husband
immediately bound the thief tightly with some rope and asked what made
him holler so loud. The thief replied in pain, "When your f#cki#g
squirrel took my ars# for a hollow in a tree -I held out. When it took
my balls for nuts- I gritted my teeth, but when it decided to carry
the nuts into the hollow I cracked up."

mailman · 31 March 2006, 02:35 AM

C.J. · 31 March 2006, 04:03 AM

JJ Irani · 31 March 2006, 04:05 AM

31 March 2006, 12:33 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	Pet squirrel A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night they went out for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet. Later that night a thief broke into their house. The thief was in the process of stealing the couple's valuables when he heard the couple's car arriving home. The thief then immediately hid in the closet. The owners came into the house, and went straight to bed. But in the middle of the night they were awoken by a scream. The husband opened the closet to see the thief squirming on the floor. The husband immediately bound the thief tightly with some rope and asked what made him holler so loud. The thief replied in pain, "When your f#cki#g squirrel took my ars# for a hollow in a tree -I held out. When it took my balls for nuts- I gritted my teeth, but when it decided to carry the nuts into the hollow I cracked up." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

31 March 2006, 02:35 AM	#2
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,509	__________________ JJ

31 March 2006, 04:03 AM	#3
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

31 March 2006, 04:05 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)