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padi56 · 31 March 2006, 12:35 AM

One night Jerry brought home a dozen red roses to his wife. "How lovely, dear," she said, "What's the occasion?"

"I want to make love to you" he said simply. "Not tonight, dear. I have a headache." The next night, Jerry came home with a big box of chocolates and explained that he wanted to make love with her. "I'm awfully tired, honey" said his wife. "Not tonight." Every night for a week Jerry brought home something, but each time his wife's answer was no. Finally he came home with six black kittens with little red bows around their necks and handed them to his wife. "How adorable, Jerry," she exclaimed. "But what are they for?" "These are six little paw-bearers for your dead pussy."

mailman · 31 March 2006, 02:37 AM

C.J. · 31 March 2006, 03:59 AM

JJ Irani · 31 March 2006, 04:08 AM

31 March 2006, 12:35 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	Black Kittens One night Jerry brought home a dozen red roses to his wife. "How lovely, dear," she said, "What's the occasion?" "I want to make love to you" he said simply. "Not tonight, dear. I have a headache." The next night, Jerry came home with a big box of chocolates and explained that he wanted to make love with her. "I'm awfully tired, honey" said his wife. "Not tonight." Every night for a week Jerry brought home something, but each time his wife's answer was no. Finally he came home with six black kittens with little red bows around their necks and handed them to his wife. "How adorable, Jerry," she exclaimed. "But what are they for?" "These are six little paw-bearers for your dead pussy." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

31 March 2006, 02:37 AM	#2
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,509	__________________ JJ

31 March 2006, 03:59 AM	#3
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

31 March 2006, 04:08 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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