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padi56 · 31 March 2006, 12:37 AM

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One summer, a few years ago, a middle age French-Canadian man named
Jacques decided to go for a vacation on the coast of Maine. While soaking up some

sun on the beach, a very pretty girl caught his eye and his sexual
desires. He immediately got up, ran to her, grabbed her by the hand and
brought her to his hotel room. There he had sex with her and then sent
the young lady on her way. She immediately reported this to the police
and Jacques was arrested.

On his court date the judge asked him if he understood the nature of the
crime he committed against the young lady. Jacques looked at the judge
with a bewildered look and said "Non!! Hi don't understand! Hin my
country you grab de pretty girl, bring her to de hotel room, BOOM-BOOM,
give hit to her den let her go! Hit's O.K.!!!"

"Sir", the judge said, in THIS country if you are to have sex with a
lady, you must have her permission first, or it is considered rape. You
must have her consent!"

After hearing this, Jacques turned around and mysteriously looked at the
judge and exclaimed, "C#NSCENT!!! Hi got her c#nscent!!! Hi got her
c#nscent on my fingers, cunscent on my moustache, hi got her c#nscent everywhere!!!

mailman · 31 March 2006, 02:38 AM

31 March 2006, 03:27 AM

What's really scarey here is that I here this accent every day in Ottawa, and I can see how it could be true.

C.J. · 31 March 2006, 03:48 AM

JJ Irani · 31 March 2006, 03:56 AM

31 March 2006, 12:37 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	French-Canadian Consent. - One summer, a few years ago, a middle age French-Canadian man named Jacques decided to go for a vacation on the coast of Maine. While soaking up some sun on the beach, a very pretty girl caught his eye and his sexual desires. He immediately got up, ran to her, grabbed her by the hand and brought her to his hotel room. There he had sex with her and then sent the young lady on her way. She immediately reported this to the police and Jacques was arrested. On his court date the judge asked him if he understood the nature of the crime he committed against the young lady. Jacques looked at the judge with a bewildered look and said "Non!! Hi don't understand! Hin my country you grab de pretty girl, bring her to de hotel room, BOOM-BOOM, give hit to her den let her go! Hit's O.K.!!!" "Sir", the judge said, in THIS country if you are to have sex with a lady, you must have her permission first, or it is considered rape. You must have her consent!" After hearing this, Jacques turned around and mysteriously looked at the judge and exclaimed, "C#NSCENT!!! Hi got her c#nscent!!! Hi got her c#nscent on my fingers, cunscent on my moustache, hi got her c#nscent everywhere!!! __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

31 March 2006, 02:38 AM	#2
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31 March 2006, 03:48 AM	#4
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31 March 2006, 03:56 AM	#5
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31 March 2006, 03:27 AM	#3
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	What's really scarey here is that I here this accent every day in Ottawa, and I can see how it could be true.

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