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padi56 · 31 March 2006, 10:46 PM

Four women were chatting in the locker room, when one of
them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms
for male masturbation -- jerking off, wanking, spanking the
monkey, and so on -- there weren't any common terms for
female masturbation.

"I've always called it 'jilling off'," said one of the women.

"But that's just a feminist of 'jacking off,'" said the
first.

"You're right," said another. "We don't seem to have any
slang terms of our own for it."

The fourth woman snorted. "After fourteen years of marriage,
there's only one thing *I* call it."

"What's that?"

"Finishing the job."

Earl · 1 April 2006, 01:02 AM

OuCh !!!

1 April 2006, 02:06 AM

Who cares?

As long as your job is finished nothing else matters, right?

JJ Irani · 1 April 2006, 03:21 AM

AJC · 1 April 2006, 06:03 AM

31 March 2006, 10:46 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	Four Women. Four women were chatting in the locker room, when one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male masturbation -- jerking off, wanking, spanking the monkey, and so on -- there weren't any common terms for female masturbation. "I've always called it 'jilling off'," said one of the women. "But that's just a feminist of 'jacking off,'" said the first. "You're right," said another. "We don't seem to have any slang terms of our own for it." The fourth woman snorted. "After fourteen years of marriage, there's only one thing I call it." "What's that?" "Finishing the job." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

1 April 2006, 03:21 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

1 April 2006, 01:02 AM	#2
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	OuCh !!!

1 April 2006, 02:06 AM	#3
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	Who cares? As long as your job is finished nothing else matters, right?

1 April 2006, 06:03 AM	#5
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