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Old 28 September 2008, 05:50 AM   #1
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double dose of viagra

> A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra.
>
> The doctor told him that he couldn't prescribe him a double dose.
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> 'Why not?' asked the man.
>
> 'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.
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> 'But I need it really bad,' said the man. 'My girlfriend is coming
> into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my
> wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double
> dose.'
>
> The doctor finally relented saying, 'Okay, I'll give it to you, but
> you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see
> if there were any side effects.'
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> On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.
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> The doctor asked, 'What happened to you?'
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> The man said, 'No one showed up....'
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Old 28 September 2008, 06:50 AM   #2
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Old 28 September 2008, 06:53 AM   #3
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Old 29 September 2008, 07:12 AM   #11
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Old 30 September 2008, 02:48 AM   #15
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