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28 September 2008, 06:38 AM
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Real Name: El Raf-O
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Gorilla in a tree
A man walked into his backyard in a residential neighborhood one morning. He saw a 600 pound Gorilla sitting in his tree.He telephoned an Exotic Animal Control Service, and shortly a technician arrived with a stick, a pair of hand cuffs, a tiny Chihuahua, and a 9mm pistol.
"Now listen carefully", he told the homeowner. "I am going to climb the tree, and poke the Gorilla with this stick, until he falls to the ground. My trained Chihuahua will go right for the Gorilla's testicles, and when the Gorilla instinctively crosses his hands over his testicles to protect himself, you slap on the hand cuffs without delay." "OK... got it," the homeowner replied. "But what is the GUN for?" Said the technician... "If I should fall out of the tree before the Gorilla... SHOOT the Chihuahua!!!" __________________ |
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28 September 2008, 06:39 AM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
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28 September 2008, 06:46 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Blackwood
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My doctor suggested that I eat more bananas to combat stress. I`m still stressed but I`m pretty good at climbing trees.
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28 September 2008, 06:46 AM
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Real Name: Matt
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 Welcome back Figbo!!
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28 September 2008, 07:46 AM
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Real Name: Art
Location: San Francisco
Watch: Sundial
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28 September 2008, 09:15 AM
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Real Name: Scott
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28 September 2008, 09:54 AM
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28 September 2008, 10:03 AM
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Real Name: Peter
Location: Sydney
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30 September 2008, 02:57 AM
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Real Name: Peter
Location: Cambridge Ma
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Rofl!
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30 September 2008, 07:51 AM
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30 September 2008, 09:25 AM
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