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Old 29 September 2008, 01:40 AM   #1
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Underwear... Ladies revenge

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such
a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud
appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker:....

"It's not
talcum powder......

It's 'Miracle Grow'."
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Old 29 September 2008, 02:57 AM   #2
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Old 29 September 2008, 05:57 AM   #3
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Old 29 September 2008, 06:07 AM   #4
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Old 29 September 2008, 07:51 AM   #7
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Old 29 September 2008, 08:24 AM   #8
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Makes you real happy when the women get back, uh?
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Old 29 September 2008, 08:37 AM   #9
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Old 29 September 2008, 09:47 AM   #10
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Makes you real happy when the women get back, uh?
Oh, there are plenty of blonde jokes to go around as well (thank heavens I'm a brunette)!!
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Old 29 September 2008, 12:20 PM   #12
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Old 30 September 2008, 02:51 AM   #13
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