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Old 1 April 2006, 08:42 PM   #1
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Rub-a-dub-dub...

...3 Rollies in a tub!!

WARNING: Double meaning intended - Adults only!!

Bath day this morning for my 2 Rollies as well as Lady YM...so into the little plastic tub they go....and what a ball they had!!

I stood back and watched the exciting proceedings....

It was a matter of "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours!!" First to start the proceedings was Subby...ever daring and bold Subby. He took the bar of soap and started on Lady YM's caseback. Her lugs were in the way, so he spread them a bit and really got into it. Then he started on the links...one link at a time....very, very slowly...and finally worked his way down to her clasp.

All the while she was squirming and wriggling, I could see Yammy feeling mighty uncomfortable. So he got into the act too, grabbed the bar of soap and started on Lady YM's face and bubbles. He grabbed a hold of cyclops and began to rub it furiously while trying to get some soap between the crown and guards.

Talk about a menage à trois, this was really starting to sizzle. There was Lady YM squirming away between two studs - Subby and Yammy - what do you expect? Subby had his "arms" (bracelet) wrapped around Lady YM from the back while Yammy did the same from the front!! Lady YM was looking pretty clean by now, so I decided to intervene and spoil their fun. Managed to grab a hold of her and pull her out even as those two fellas made one almighty lunge and smashed into each other falling dial first into the tub.

Lady YM was safe, but I could feel her twisting and turning around in my hand as she wanted to get back there where the action was. I would have none of it. The other two got tossed out of the tub too and I placed all 3 of them on a towel on the bed to wipe them off.

I could see Subby ever so slowly extending a link toward Lady YM...while Yammy from the other side had already managed to get a hold of her bubble. Sheesh...these guys don't give up easily, do they?

To cut a long story short, I finally managed to get them all spruced up and squeaky clean....but they did have a few moments of terrific excitement.

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Old 1 April 2006, 09:58 PM   #2
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Old 2 April 2006, 02:51 AM   #3
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Throw some cold water on those boys next time...
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Old 2 April 2006, 03:59 AM   #4
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So... How come no pics of them frolicking in the bath together? Come on, JJ - you take photos of them "sleeping" and "playing peek-a-boo", don't you?
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Old 2 April 2006, 06:10 AM   #5
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Throw some cold water on those boys next time...
I tried that, John...they seemed to rejoice in that even more....remember....TRIPLOCK and all that!!
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MEDS, JJ. MEDS !
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MEDS, JJ. MEDS !
Don't work any more, Craig....I've built up some kind of immunity against all meds!!
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Don't work any more, Craig....I've built up some kind of immunity against all meds!!
That's scary
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You can say that again....I'm sh!**in' my pants half the time!!
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You can say that again....I'm sh!**in' my pants half the time!!
Yeah, I've heard that was happening, but at your age, it's to be expected
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JJ I was suprised to hear that Yammy knew where to locate the "cyclopse" on Lady YM..
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So what you're saying is Lady YM is a ho?
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So what you're saying is Lady YM is a ho?
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