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padi56 · 2 April 2006, 07:13 PM

A lonely reporter, sent out to NZ to cover the
local customs, walked into a small town bar. He asked
one of the local guys seated at the bar
what they did if they could not find any female companionship.

"Fu#k sheep," the guy replied.

After verifying that the few local saloon girls
were indeed so ugly that sheep looked good, he
resolved to remain celibate. But after several
months he broke down and went out and cornered a
pretty looking sheep and took it to his hotel room
to bed it. The next day when he took his
4-legged concubine to the bar for a drink,
everybody stared at him like he was crazy.

"You goddamn bunch of hypocrites!" he shouted,
"You've been sh@gging sheep for years, and now
that I have gone as low as you, you all stare at
me like I'm a crazy pervert!"

A guy in the back of the room then spoke up,
"But stranger, that's JJs gal!"

JJ Irani · 2 April 2006, 08:09 PM

mailman · 2 April 2006, 09:39 PM

C.J. · 3 April 2006, 02:13 AM

Mrdi · 3 April 2006, 02:47 AM

Yo Mamma

AJC · 4 April 2006, 06:44 AM

padi56 · 4 April 2006, 07:14 PM

2 April 2006, 07:13 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	Sheep. A lonely reporter, sent out to NZ to cover the local customs, walked into a small town bar. He asked one of the local guys seated at the bar what they did if they could not find any female companionship. "Fu#k sheep," the guy replied. After verifying that the few local saloon girls were indeed so ugly that sheep looked good, he resolved to remain celibate. But after several months he broke down and went out and cornered a pretty looking sheep and took it to his hotel room to bed it. The next day when he took his 4-legged concubine to the bar for a drink, everybody stared at him like he was crazy. "You goddamn bunch of hypocrites!" he shouted, "You've been sh@gging sheep for years, and now that I have gone as low as you, you all stare at me like I'm a crazy pervert!" A guy in the back of the room then spoke up, "But stranger, that's JJs gal!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

2 April 2006, 08:09 PM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

2 April 2006, 09:39 PM	#3
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,509	__________________ JJ

3 April 2006, 02:13 AM	#4
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

4 April 2006, 07:14 PM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

3 April 2006, 02:47 AM	#5
Mrdi Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Posts: 3,478	Yo Mamma

4 April 2006, 06:44 AM	#6
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