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Old 30 September 2008, 10:45 AM   #1
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Investment tips for 2008

Investment tips for 2008!! For all of you with any money left, be
aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground
floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in
2008:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally.... 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge
under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang


OH, YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FORWARD THIS ONE
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Old 30 September 2008, 10:49 AM   #2
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Old 30 September 2008, 11:11 AM   #3
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Old 30 September 2008, 07:44 PM   #4
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Old 30 September 2008, 10:01 PM   #5
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Old 1 October 2008, 12:04 AM   #6
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Old 1 October 2008, 02:34 AM   #7
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