Solutions for the newly Retired

[Greenring]

Questions and Answers from an AARP Retired Persons Forum

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are
interested in them?

A: T ry a bookstore------ -under fiction.


Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the
basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible.
Is that true? Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .'


Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.


Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.


Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term
memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.


Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.


Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.


Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they
enter antique stores?

A: 'Gosh, I remember these

A couple of these are all too true for me too!

[JJ Irani]

[ratae1950]

Rofl!

[toph]

very good- i need to pass them on to my dad ( he is only 58, but i think he qualifies for this advice)

[figbo]

[swatty]