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19 October 2008, 01:39 PM
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Jokes my kids told me
What did the number zero say to the number eight?
Nice belt. What did the mayonaise say to the refrigerator? Close the door! Can't you see I'm dressing?!!
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19 October 2008, 01:54 PM
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19 October 2008, 02:08 PM
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 Tell your kids these are from my kids: Why was 6 scared? Because 7 8 9. -------------------------- Why do you have kidneys? So I can bend my kid-legs. -------------------------- |
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19 October 2008, 02:11 PM
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I almost posted the 789 joke with the first two! I guess the kids in Oklahoma know the same jokes as the kids in Kansas. Too bad the OK kids are better in football.
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19 October 2008, 02:17 PM
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19 October 2008, 06:28 PM
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19 October 2008, 11:24 PM
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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
That was my daughter's fave.
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20 October 2008, 01:14 AM
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Which bone likes to laugh?
(you're thinking "funny bone?" Not quite!) The humerus. |
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24 October 2008, 08:28 PM
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Rolex SS Oyster Perpetual no date, TT Datejust Member #13992 HM Power to the Superlative Panda, officially certified! HMPanda eats, shoots and leaves. Rolexers do it with perpetual movements. |
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25 October 2008, 12:23 AM
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What's red and white on the outside and gray on the inside?
Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup!
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25 October 2008, 12:26 AM
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