Rudy has a Drink!

[ROLEX MAN]

Rudy gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom, a little tipsy.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom.

Soon after that, another loud scream vibrates through the bar.



The bartender goes to the bathroom to investigate why Rudy is screaming. 'What's all the screaming about in there old man? You're scaring the customers !'



Rudy said, 'I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.'



With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says:'You idiot ! You're sitting on the mop bucket !'

[meloncap78]

:r ofl:

[Launch Mini]

Been that drunk, just never pulled the lever

[golfball123]

[limbo]

[JJ Irani]

[Greenring]