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Old 2 December 2008, 08:26 AM   #1
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Viagra - An alternate use.

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. 'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't urinate on my slippers
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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. 'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't urinate on my slippers
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