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Porsche · 21 March 2018, 05:02 PM

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.

Interviewer- what do you consider your weakness?
Interviewee- I’m too honest.
Interviewer- I don’t think that’s a weakness!
Interviewee- I don’t give a f***k what you think.

Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 24th time.

A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.

Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. Don’t know. Don’t care.

and finally...
I met my mate Adolf down the pub and I says to him, Adolf do you know what number the Rolex Forums Joke Thread is up to and he said "nein" and I said "that's right!"

superdog · 22 March 2018, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porsche

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.

Interviewer- what do you consider your weakness?
Interviewee- I’m too honest.
Interviewer- I don’t think that’s a weakness!
Interviewee- I don’t give a f***k what you think.

Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 24th time.

A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.

Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. Don’t know. Don’t care.

and finally...
I met my mate Adolf down the pub and I says to him, Adolf do you know what number the Rolex Forums Joke Thread is up to and he said "nein" and I said "that's right!"

every once of these is awesome!!!

jsg · 25 March 2018, 09:58 PM

MonBK · 25 March 2018, 10:08 PM

:)

Hairdude1 · 27 March 2018, 09:43 AM

21 March 2018, 05:02 PM	#1
Porsche 2025 Pledge Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Real Name: John Location: ɹǝpun Watch: and learn Posts: 2,986	assorted... My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. Interviewer- what do you consider your weakness? Interviewee- I’m too honest. Interviewer- I don’t think that’s a weakness! Interviewee- I don’t give a f**k what you think. Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 24th time. A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us. Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? A. Don’t know. Don’t care. and finally... I met my mate Adolf down the pub and I says to him, Adolf do you know what number the Rolex Forums Joke Thread is up to and he said "nein" and I said "that's right!" __________________ Obey Gravity, it's the Law!* ROLEX --- SEIKO --- HEUER TRF REHAUT T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M

27 March 2018, 09:43 AM	#5
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