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CPRWATCH · 11 April 2018, 09:29 PM

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!" Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk.

MonBK · 11 April 2018, 09:32 PM

Haha..:)

incontrol · 11 April 2018, 10:18 PM

Now that's funny!

Hairdude1 · 12 April 2018, 07:12 AM

junamuan · 12 April 2018, 07:19 AM

Lol!

BBL · 12 April 2018, 08:54 AM

hahaaa

funny!

cop414 · 12 April 2018, 01:16 PM

KenNethcole · 12 April 2018, 05:16 PM

GradyPhilpott · 14 April 2018, 04:06 AM

superdog · 14 April 2018, 06:41 AM

lmao. hysterical.

ralphie · 19 April 2018, 05:38 PM

Daddy-O!

Contused · 19 April 2018, 09:20 PM

SemperFi · 14 May 2018, 04:44 AM

Grnvette65 · 22 May 2018, 09:09 AM

Cute

jsg · 22 May 2018, 01:05 PM

a good one

Al1969 · 26 May 2018, 12:46 PM

Funny!

SFmedic13 · 12 September 2018, 06:09 AM

Guy walks up to a gal and attempts to use a Pick up line:

So..can I ask you? Do you like Pizza or do you wanna have Sex?

Gal: Looks at the guy and slaps him silly at which point the guy replies.."Guess you don't like Pizza"!

kevers · 13 September 2018, 06:08 AM

Lol

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htbilgic · 20 September 2018, 01:57 AM

Psmith · 15 December 2018, 12:51 AM

11 April 2018, 09:29 PM	#1
CPRWATCH "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2016 Real Name: Paul Location: Chester UK Watch: Rolex GMT Master Posts: 4,600	Embarrasing Drunk Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!" Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk.

11 April 2018, 10:18 PM	#3
incontrol "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Kevin Location: Somewhere in PA Watch: All of them... Posts: 10,355	Now that's funny! __________________ Patek Philippe Rolex

12 April 2018, 07:12 AM	#4
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12 April 2018, 01:16 PM	#7
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11 April 2018, 09:32 PM	#2
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12 April 2018, 07:19 AM	#5
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19 April 2018, 05:38 PM	#11
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22 May 2018, 09:09 AM	#14
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22 May 2018, 01:05 PM	#15
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26 May 2018, 12:46 PM	#16
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12 September 2018, 06:09 AM	#17
SFmedic13 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2017 Real Name: SANTIAGO Location: San Antonio Texas Watch: None Currently Posts: 581	Pick Up Lines Guy walks up to a gal and attempts to use a Pick up line: So..can I ask you? Do you like Pizza or do you wanna have Sex? Gal: Looks at the guy and slaps him silly at which point the guy replies.."Guess you don't like Pizza"!

13 September 2018, 06:08 AM	#18
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