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JohnBaker3 · 21 April 2018, 09:32 AM

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He whispered to a girl:

"Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied, in a loud voice: "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh:

"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"

The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I'M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The man whispered to her: "I studied law, and I know how to screw people."

teqp · 21 April 2018, 09:39 AM

MonBK · 21 April 2018, 03:29 PM

:)

swatty · 21 April 2018, 07:59 PM

Dr. Robert · 22 April 2018, 12:47 AM

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mrk pixben · 5 May 2018, 02:29 AM

Lol Payback is a bitch. She got served

Eklipz · 6 May 2018, 09:24 AM

jatco · 7 May 2018, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrk pixben

Lol Payback is a bitch. She got served

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66Berret · 21 December 2018, 01:08 AM

That moment when you think you won the duel.

21 April 2018, 09:32 AM	#1
JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,222	The Crowded Library A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He whispered to a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied, in a loud voice: "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?" The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I'M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The man whispered to her: "I studied law, and I know how to screw people." __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

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