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padi56 · 11 May 2006, 12:24 AM

A paperboy called Paulie is doing his monthly round of collecting money from customers. One door is opened by a fairly sexy,buxom woman, who is wearing a transparent lace negligee.

"Hi Missus I've come for the paper money, it's ?5 please." says our boy, with his hand held out.

"I'm afraid I've no money in the house," the woman replies in a breathy voice, "but if you come in I'm sure I can think of something..."

So our lad goes in and the woman throws herself back on the fireside rug, pulling off the negligee, moaning "You can have ME instead..."

Paulie sighs, takes off his bag, and then produces a dick that would be more in place on a stud bull. The woman is a gog. Our lad then produces a load of big rubber rings from his bag, which he proceeds to stack around his giant dick.

"What are they for?" asks the woman.

"Oh, they're just to make sure I don't go all the way in when I sh@g you." replies the boy.

"To hell with them! implores the woman, "I'll take all of you!"

Our lad Paulie replies..."Not for five bleeding quid you wont!"

C.J. · 11 May 2006, 02:59 AM

edt

JJ Irani · 11 May 2006, 04:04 AM

Hey, Paulie...

AJC · 11 May 2006, 05:58 AM

mailman · 11 May 2006, 10:40 AM

padi56 · 11 May 2006, 09:31 PM

11 May 2006, 12:24 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	The Paper Boy. A paperboy called Paulie is doing his monthly round of collecting money from customers. One door is opened by a fairly sexy,buxom woman, who is wearing a transparent lace negligee. "Hi Missus I've come for the paper money, it's ?5 please." says our boy, with his hand held out. "I'm afraid I've no money in the house," the woman replies in a breathy voice, "but if you come in I'm sure I can think of something..." So our lad goes in and the woman throws herself back on the fireside rug, pulling off the negligee, moaning "You can have ME instead..." Paulie sighs, takes off his bag, and then produces a dick that would be more in place on a stud bull. The woman is a gog. Our lad then produces a load of big rubber rings from his bag, which he proceeds to stack around his giant dick. "What are they for?" asks the woman. "Oh, they're just to make sure I don't go all the way in when I sh@g you." replies the boy. "To hell with them! implores the woman, "I'll take all of you!" Our lad Paulie replies..."Not for five bleeding quid you wont!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

11 May 2006, 02:59 AM	#2
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	edt __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there Last edited by C.J.; 25 May 2006 at 04:20 AM..

11 May 2006, 04:04 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Hey, Paulie... __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

11 May 2006, 10:40 AM	#5
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	__________________ JJ

11 May 2006, 09:31 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

11 May 2006, 05:58 AM	#4
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