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padi56 · 15 May 2006, 12:02 AM

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that read:

"Dear Wife, I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary."

When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband, I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old boy toy. You being an accountant will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."

C.J. · 15 May 2006, 12:41 AM

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JJ Irani · 15 May 2006, 04:46 AM

mailman · 15 May 2006, 07:52 AM

Goodwatch · 15 May 2006, 08:20 AM

I only can add this:

padi56 · 15 May 2006, 06:25 PM

AJC · 15 May 2006, 09:18 PM

15 May 2006, 12:02 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	Simple Arithmetic. A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary." When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old boy toy. You being an accountant will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

15 May 2006, 12:41 AM	#2
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15 May 2006, 04:46 AM	#3
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15 May 2006, 07:52 AM	#4
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15 May 2006, 08:20 AM	#5
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15 May 2006, 06:25 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

15 May 2006, 09:18 PM	#7
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