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Old 27 December 2008, 07:06 AM   #1
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Two polar bears

A mother polar bear and her cub are standing at the North Pole.

The cub asks "Am I really a polar bear?"

His mother replies "Of course you are".

After ten minutes the cub asks his mother the same question and again she tells him that he is a polar bear.

Another ten minutes pass and the cub again asks if he is really a polar and his mother gives him the same answer.

Yet again the cub asks his mother if he is a polar bear and his mother replies "Of course you are a polar bear, but why do you keep asking ?".

The polar bear cub replies "Because I`m freezing cold".








Sorry folks - it`s the Christmas cracker joke time of year.

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Old 27 December 2008, 03:03 PM   #2
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