China Girl in New York..

[Anita]

Not sure if yuo guys have heard this...

There was this naive village Chinese girl visiting New York for the very first time..
After exploring New York for some time, she suddenly realised that she has forgotten to call home. Her parents will be worried sick.
She rushed into this little Italian curios shop and asked the shop owner..
Pls sir may I borrow your phone to call China.. my parents are worried..
The middle aged Italian owner refused.. "no no, who's gonna pay for the bill".
The Chinese girl who has no money..goes down on her knees and begged..
"plees let me phone my mama, she worrie me..
If you let me use the phone, I will do anything for you..
The Italian Owner brighten up twiched his eye-brow... and asked "you do anything? hmmm"
"Yes Yes anything, just let me make the phone call.." cried the Chinese girl..
Ok follow me upstair.. replied the Italian owner.
When they reached the upper floor, he unzipped his pants and took out his penis, which already erect..
Turning to the girl, he point at his penis and said..
"now do your thing for the phone call"
"Here? Now?" the Chinese gril said.
"se se" replied the Italian Owner.
"Ok" Chinese girl said.
She caught hold of the penis and yelled out"
"wei Mama, Papa, can you hear me? wei wei"

[xtra3cats]

[figbo]

[louie]

anita,i hope your joke didn't offend any chinese here on this forum.Personally i find your joke not funny at all but insulting!It will be such a disgrace if you're a Singaporean to crack such a joke on the chinese in an international public forum.

[Gedanken]

Louie, off the top of my head I don't recall any mainland Chinese being members of this forum, at least none who are located in China anyway. Far as I can tell, Anita's ethnically Chinese, so chill out.

That said, I didn't find it particularly funny, but sometimes it's hit-and-miss in the jokes section.

[Anita]

Originally Posted by louie

anita,i hope your joke didn't offend any chinese here on this forum.Personally i find your joke not funny at all but insulting!It will be such a disgrace if you're a Singaporean to crack such a joke on the chinese in an international public forum.

Originally Posted by Gedanken

Louie, off the top of my head I don't recall any mainland Chinese being members of this forum, at least none who are located in China anyway. Far as I can tell, Anita's ethnically Chinese, so chill out.

That said, I didn't find it particularly funny, but sometimes it's hit-and-miss in the jokes section.

I thought this is a Jokes section....
so no racism intended.....If I offended ...oh dear sorry sorry..

[Gedanken]

Don't sweat it, Anita. I could be wrong, but the whole "foreign talents" thing has Singaporeans walking on eggshells sometimes.

Fact is there's nothing about the jokes that plays upon any particular aspect of Chinese culture, so I'm not going to count it as being racist and you're in the clear.

[Bisquitlips]

Yeah! Don't sweat it at all Anita!!

Some folks just can't get past anything racial. Too sensitive in my estimations. I enjoyed the joke.

If you want you can redo the joke with an Austrian and Englishman. I a 1/2 both and will not take any offense.

[louie]

anita,i can see your surname been Chong,so you probably a chinese yourself so do i.Our grandparents are from china too..my advice to you is never make jokes out of nationality,races and religions it's disrespect to many.

[Gedanken]

Leave it be, Louie. I think she's got the point.

[Leasky]

Anita, for whats its worth; I thought the joke was funny.

Dont worry, relax and enjoy the Forum.

I am a Shetlander (the only one on the Forum as far as I can tell) so please feel free to use my place of origin for your next joke if required as we are a thick-skined bunch up here.

I have heard it many times before with the 2 participants being everything from nuns to pimps and most things in-between.

As they say; you cant please all of the people all of the time........

[MrCowboy99]

Anita.. no problem. It is the joke section. Just don't post Cowboy or Redneck jokes.

[figbo]

Originally Posted by louie

anita,i hope your joke didn't offend any chinese here on this forum.Personally i find your joke not funny at all but insulting!It will be such a disgrace if you're a Singaporean to crack such a joke on the chinese in an international public forum.

If I can't laugh at any hispanic joke,in my humble opinion,then I'm not going to laugh at all!
No big deal Anita!!!

[limbo]

As an ethnic Chinese, I find the joke quite funny and not offensive at all.

This is the jokes section, and if my memory serves me right, we've had Irish jokes, Italian jokes. Redneck jokes, Australian jokes, Kiwi jokes, Blonde jokes, Lawyer jokes, Doctor jokes, etc. etc....

I hope the members from the legal and medical professions, hair colour or ethnic backgrounds aren't so easily offended.

I log on several times a day, mostly to have a laugh at the jokes in this section.

[figbo]

Originally Posted by MrCowboy99

Anita.. no problem. It is the joke section. Just don't post Cowboy or Redneck jokes.

OH BOY,do I have some jokes for you!

[MrCowboy99]

Originally Posted by figbo

OH BOY,do I have some jokes for you!

I think you and I filled a page the other day!

[figbo]

Yes we did buddy!!!

[Anita]

Originally Posted by limbo

As an ethnic Chinese, I find the joke quite funny and not offensive at all.

This is the jokes section, and if my memory serves me right, we've had Irish jokes, Italian jokes. Redneck jokes, Australian jokes, Kiwi jokes, Blonde jokes, Lawyer jokes, Doctor jokes, etc. etc....

I hope the members from the legal and medical professions, hair colour or ethnic backgrounds aren't so easily offended.

I log on several times a day, mostly to have a laugh at the jokes in this section.

Hi Limbo, I too enjoy the Joke & Cartoon section verymuch..
I hope more people can look at the lighter side of life..
Thks fory your post